• media: Ezra Miller first LGBT actor cast to play superhero in franchise blockbuster!!

  • bisexuals: um... Alan Cumming...? Nightcrawler?? anybody?

  • world: no he's bisexual

  • bisexuals: what. what the fuck do you think the B stands for??


there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.